You are flying through Poughkeepsie in a yellow hot air balloon listening to Shania Twain. Suddenly you feel yourself starting to fly higher and higher. You get a whiff of sweet caramel popcorn and see either a dark endless pit or a rainbow holographic light. At this point you have an option to:
OR
You decide to go for the rainbow holographic light option. You enter a world filled with fairies, trolls, cotton candy, sparkles and rainbows all over. You are very overwhelmed. You look through a mirror and see Micheal Jackson and Elvis Prestly standing next to you in your reflection but then soon realize there is no one next to you.
- “You don’t know what to think and see a golden throne in the corner.. You decide to walk over to the throne”
While on your way to the magical golden throne you encounter a mermaid with long green and purple colored hair. She asks you if you know the code in order to be granted permission to sit on the throne.
You sit there nervously at first then start to laugh. The mermaid stares at you with a stone face. Her eyes start to get beat red and smoke starts coming out of her ears. You ask her if there is something that you can do in order to be granted to sit on the throne.
The mermaid says, “you have two optioins, either find the golden fish at the bottom of inflatable swimming pool on top of the pool table, or go into the steaming hot lava waterfall”
You count to 10 in your head and decide to find the golden fish at the bottom of the inflatable swimming pool on top of the pool table. You dive into the pool and start searching for the fish. You are greeted by a talking orange shark and pink clownfish, they become your friends on only one condition. If you give them the chain that the golden fish is wearing.
You accept. And swim deeper to try and find the fish.
After 450 days, you finally find the magical golden fish, and give the chain to the shark and clownfish. You leave the undersea world and end up meeting back on the pool table.
You look for the mermaid to give her the prize possession of the golden fish in order to sit on the golden throne. She is nowhere to be found. You get frustrated. You look around to see if she is anywhere to be found. After seeing that she is nowhere around, you make sure that there is no one there watching you.
You decide to go and sit on the throne. You fall asleep on the throne and wake up to the mermaid giving you a foot massage. She finds the golden fish on your lap, takes it and grants you a lifetime permission of sitting on the throne.
You accept, and decide to go back to Poughkeepsie and get dinner with Charlie Brown. You call the yellow hot air balloon and they take you back, and you have dinner at Campus Deli.
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